Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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