I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Randomize
