i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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