Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
not ubering you a puppy
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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