4 words: hood of his car
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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