we're blogging at a bar
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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