wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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