im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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