I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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