I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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