Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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