i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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