Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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