Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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