Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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