I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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