I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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