I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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