Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
