If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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