I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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