I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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