I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
this is an emotional support booty call
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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