god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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