Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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