He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
40s are totally the cure
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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