How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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