I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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