And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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