he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
