Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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