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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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