come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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