So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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