just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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