i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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