I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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