He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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