and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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