please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
