Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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