was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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