whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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