wat bout pragnant strippers??
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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