Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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