At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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