dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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