is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She's the barista slut.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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