what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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