No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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