Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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