oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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