god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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