Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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