And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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