Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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