So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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