I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
